Jeanioz's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Brazilian Flash Ranking]

Muito bom ver o pessoal HUEzando o NG, hehehe.

[Perdition]

Awesome game. Loved the reference of god and devil as both villains and how both tries to slave you.

I think the crash problem is no more since I do not got it in the whole game (player in Google Chrome). I got true ending in first time.

Here is the quickest way to get all endings and medals, in my opinion:

1) "Hope For The Future" (true ending): Play the game do not killing a single android or executioner (what will give you the "Pacifist" medal. You can grab the weapons to get "Gun" and "Sword" medal and still get "Pacifist", just don't use them to kill anybody), and disobey every order except the "Do not fight" near the ending of the game (what means go up the tower without kill any enemies). Later, in the underground, using the halo, you can get the "A Friend Of Enemies" medal by do not entering the "flame" in the palm of the hand of Tanas (when he say "stay away", just wait a little time), but it is optional. After, when you return from the underground, disobey the "Leave this place" order, going up the tower again. True ending in first time!

2) "Seduced... Fooled" (evil ending): Reload the game ("Remember" option), and disobey the "Do not fight" order, killing the enemies while going up the tower. The halos in the underground will be switch to guns.

3) "Monster" (worst ending): Reload the game, kill the androids before or after climb the tower, obey the "Do not kill" order and disobey the "Leave this place" order.

4) "Complete Submission" (good ending): Reload the game, obey the "Do not kill" and "Leave this place" orders.

You will get most of the medals, except "Slave", "Murderer" and "Warrior" medals. You will need the start a new game ("Awaken" option) to get them.

[The Blind Swordsman]

Wow, this is the first beatable April Fools' game! Awesome!

I even managed to kill one guy in survival, but the High Scores looks broken.

[The Room Tribute]

The game is better than the movie, and it fills the movie plot holes in a interesting way.

[The Ventures Fulp]

Every time somebody plays this game, Tom gets buttfucked! Hahaha

deathink responds:

I should have programmed some lube.

[Segway of the Dead]

Visited Newgrounds today only to see the April Fool's fake game of this year. Great job. :)

[Mindless]

I like the game idea. This metaphor applies not only to the conflict in Egypt.

[Portal Defenders]

Awesome Game. May you put me in a sequence as a "NG personality"? :/

[The Angry Neighbors]

"Stop" Guide

1) At the start, set both ground rules then let Jim start;

2) When he calls her fat, remind him not to call names;

3) When she says "planticide is not a word", remind them not to make personal attacks;

4) When she says "you're a cop, aren't you?", before she finishes interupt, say the long one about how you understand it.

Then let them talk it out.

[Book of Mages: Dark Times]

Best game replay value ever

I have tried every path and ending possible. Here is the best ones (click "View Other Mage's History" and copy/paste the code):

Great Sea Great Mage White Robe: 1e8336eda19494896013b9e6c265b09441323 125595955
Chaos Desert Great Mage Black Robe: 1e8336eda19494896013b9e6c265b09441323 140423345
Ice Land Great Mage Good: 1e8336eda19494896013b9e6c265b09441323 130083167
Ice Land Great Mage Evil: 1e8336eda19494896013b9e6c265b09441323 130388603
Ice Land Great Mage Neutral: 1e8336eda19494896013b9e6c265b09441323 130636524
Ice Land The Legend: 1e8336eda19494896013b9e6c265b09441323 129017361